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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5312 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9426 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4339 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
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