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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 542 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!