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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5339 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4862 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
