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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4119 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2938 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 96 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6575 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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