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SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
New Chunks Explored:	783916	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6740
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	74	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6767	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Towns Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	248	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2742
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!