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Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	665	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ores Mined:	5709	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Towns Built:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Star Shards Collected:	86	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	5435	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Cuties, EONIA, Ephemira, esl, general, Hanamizuki, Heaven, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, merchandise, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Nene’s pet crustacean Kani, novamore, phase connect, Pixelink, Prism, production, Ran Tsukiha, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, rule, Shee Icho, song covers, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, world, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	1879
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!