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CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1099	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Crops Grown:	2921	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	915	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ores Mined:	7603
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9616	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	59
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?