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HolyWoofMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

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Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

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Seth MacFarlane Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where we embrace the absurdity of life, just like Seth MacFarlane embracing his trust fund band status.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!

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CraftyQueerLand

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can work on your glutes and find love at the same time? Look no further! Join our server where you can meet your gym buddy soulmate and hit leg days together twice a week.

Our server is filled with friendly gay men who will motivate you to pump those glutes and achieve the bodybuilder look of your dreams. Plus, we have a strict no body hair policy, because who needs body hair when you’re busy crafting your perfect physique?

But beware, drama may ensue! Just like in real life, relationships can get complicated on our server. Will your gym buddy accuse you of cheating with men just because you’re not in the mood for some post-workout fun? Will accusations of homophobia tear friendships apart? Find out on our server!

So join now and experience the wild world of gym romance, glute gains, and unexpected relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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PixelPenisCheaterCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll discover more twists and turns than a hair wrapped around a Dyson Airwrap! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a few blonde hairs along the way.

Ever wondered what it’s like to uncover a long blonde hair wrapped around your virtual blocky penis? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Dive into the world of pixelated drama and questionable explanations as you navigate through the tangled web of relationships and laundry mishaps.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret blonde hair conspiracy that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mystery of the elusive blonde hair bandit.

Don’t be like the husband in this story, denying the undeniable. Embrace the chaos and absurdity of our server, where the only thing wrapped around your pixelated penis is pure, unadulterated fun. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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HolyWoofMC

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

Seth MacFarlane Minecraft SMP Mastermind

CraftyQueerLand

PixelPenisCheaterCraft