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Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3405	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyFantasyLand

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

Game Stop Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1645
Enchantments Applied:	82	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	656
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	3625	Star Shards Collected:	72
Runes Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

CryCraft2021

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

MexiCraft WarZone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Double Trouble Parking Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	868
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Pagan Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9260	Void Gems Collected:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	68
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1240

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

> Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9241
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!