Explore our server and witness firsthand the intense arguments between family members over what to call each other. Will you choose to respect the wishes of your fellow players, or will you stir up even more drama by insisting on your own terms?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this chaotic world where relationships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complicated family dynamics of our Minecraft server!
also, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talkin’ diamond armor, enchanted weapons, even a dragon egg. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness down there.
oh, and did i mention the parties? every saturday night, we throw the most insane raves in our virtual club. we got DJs spinning sick beats, fireworks lighting up the sky, and even a petting zoo with baby animals running around. it’s wild, man.
so, if u wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft, come join us. we’re like a family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. trust me, u won’t regret it.
But don’t worry if you’re not a total hottie, because we’ve got plenty of other reasons to join our server. Like the fact that we have a secret underground club where players can party all night long with virtual drinks and dancing creepers. Or how about the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft?
So come join us and see for yourself why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become one of the lucky few who get to hang out with the elusive Ender Dragon on the weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with wool as shiny as the sun. Rumor has it that anyone who finds and shears the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe!
Not only will you have the chance to build and explore in a virtual world, but you’ll also have the opportunity to show off your mad skills and maybe even get a cock tribute from some big daddy players. Trust me, I know a thing or two about sucking huge black penis – it’s a skill I honed in prison and now I’m ready to take it to the next level in Minecraft.
So come on, join us on this outrageous server where pronouns are respected and gender reassignment surgery stories are celebrated. Who knows, you might even find yourself transforming in ways you never imagined. See you in the game, ma’am!
Join us and become friends with Kiara and FWMC, the dynamic duo who have conquered every challenge our server has thrown at them. But watch out, because their arch-nemesis, Evil Enderman, is always lurking around the corner ready to cause chaos.
But don’t worry, we also have magical unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter, and a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server alongside Kiara and FWMC.
an den, get dis, one time dis dude joined da server and he was like, “yo, i saw a creeper doin’ da macarena with a skeleton.” like, what?! dat be cray cray, man.
an anudda time, dis player found a secret dungeon wit diamond blocks for days. he be rollin’ in dem diamonds like a boss.
so, if u wanna be part of dis epic adventure, join dis server now! u be missin’ out on all da fun and craziness. come join us and be part of da legend!
Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.
Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?
So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!
Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!
With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.
And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a virtual genetic lottery to win rare in-game items. Who needs real-life sports when you can test your luck and skill in the pixelated world of Minecraft?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of randomness, chaos, and of course, plenty of diamonds to go around. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the ultimate genetic lottery winner of our server!
imagine fighting off creepers with giant pickles or building a house out of shrinking ketchup bottles. the possibilities are endless on this server where the laws of physics are just suggestions.
come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the self-minimizing fridge items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Picture this: you’re chillin’ in our server, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a lone star tick tries to ruin your day. But wait, you got them nanoparticles coursing through your virtual veins, so you just laugh in that tick’s face and keep on buildin’ your epic castle.
And get this, fam – our server is like a virtual University of Michigan, but way cooler. We got mad scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure you can chow down on all the red meat you want without worryin’ ’bout them tick bites. Climate change ain’t got nothin’ on us!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and say goodbye to alpha-gal syndrome forever! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a diamond-encrusted superhero. The possibilities are endless, yo!
| Server Discord | https://discord.gg/wvkqYHuKqE |
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| Community | Adult players who enjoy stress-free Minecraft |
| Server Type | Low-stress, grief-free community with optional modded servers |
We are adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun gameplay. We have a tight-knit community that respects each other.
Our server promotes a low-stress atmosphere where players can have fun together. It is free from griefing and thieving, and we aim to build a fun-loving community.
Yes, we host modded servers as well. Currently, we have a Valhelsia 6 modpack server available for those interested.
| Plugin/Data Pack | Description |
|---|---|
| AFK Display | Player name fades when AFK after 5 mins |
| Zombie Flesh to Leather | Cook zombie flesh to get leather |
| Armor Statues | Used to pose armor statues |
| Coordinates HUD | Toggle on/off coords above hotbar |
| VeinMiner | Allows instant mining of groups of adjacent blocks |
| And more… | Various other plugins for gameplay enhancements |
Join us for a virtual adventure like no other, where you can interact with Japanese Vtubers and dive into their crazy world of Aogiri Highschool, Dot Live, and even VPI Cafe (where the coffee is so good, it’ll make your character jittery in-game)!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to attend Hasunosora Highschool or become a member of the Sinsogumi gang? Well, now you can on our server! You can even join forces with Kizuna Ai Inc to take down the evil 774 inc corporation in an epic battle for virtual supremacy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of virtual madness and mayhem! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the ASMR section and get stuck listening to virtual whispers for hours on end).
