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SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	212
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Magical Moments Shared:	18

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8792
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

HebGoneByeByeCraft

applaud, arch-terrorist, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, ELIMINATION, foreign policy, HebGoneByeByeCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, just, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, military operation, national security, targeted killing, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

advice, amateur horror, analog horror, b.., Blend, creator, Creators, Creature, creature design, horror aesthetics, horror art, horror community, horror creature concept, horror enthusiasts, horror fans, horror genre, horror inspiration, lo-fi, look, Minecraft, Server, Spoopy, tangible

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	2924	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

aew, AEW backlash, AEW criticism, AEW detractors, AEW fan base, Alternative, alternative wrestling, disillusioned wrestling fans, Good, Isnt, Minecraft, not a fan, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling community, wrestling critique, wrestling culture, wrestling fan disillusionment, wrestling fan perspective, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling fans opinion, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ores Mined:	3091
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Animals Bred:	149	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE

1970s, Car Enthusiast, classic car, cold-hearted, crash, CrashCraftHospitalBillsNOPE, Cruel, disagreement, Dream car, family conflict, Fault, financial responsibility, hospital bills, husband, in-laws, injury, insurance, medical expenses, refusal, SAVING, selfish

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	118	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who just don’t understand your priorities? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream car without any risk of it getting crashed by reckless husbands! Our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for putting your vintage car collection first. Plus, we have a special medical expenses mini-game where you can earn virtual currency to pay off those pesky bills while still keeping your vintage beauties intact. Say goodbye to real-life family drama and hello to a world where your dream car always comes first!

Kid to Adult Cuisine

acquired taste, Adult, adventurous eating, broadening horizons, changing tastes, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, cuisine, culinary adventures, evolving tastes, expanding palate, experimenting with food, Food, food discovery, food exploration, food preferences, Kid, new foods, picky eater, taste buds, trying new things, unexpected favorites

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ores Mined:	6751	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is…wait for it…giant slices of pizza! That’s right, our server is filled with delicious food blocks that you can chow down on while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!

So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?