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Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	704880	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

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