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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4895 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!
