| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8826 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5266 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3351 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3341 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4069 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8659 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9493 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1146 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 383 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1638 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 242 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2610 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7831 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 656 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 287 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2645 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8518 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
