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CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	148
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1714	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Crops Grown:	8123	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	62	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2204	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	4811

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crops Grown:	8712	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Votes:	7202	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ores Mined:	7891	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!