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PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!

ZelenskiyCraft: Surprising Ukrainians

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Government, leadership, Military, military capabilities, military training, national defense, political leadership, president, SECURITY, strategy, Surprise, Surprising, Tactics, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1458	Zombie Dances:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, liek u kno how ukraine is all abt drama n stuff, well dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u join, u get hit wif surprises left n right. u think u building a cute lil house, BAM! creeper comes n blows it up. u think u found diamonds, BAM! someone steals em right from under ur nose. but dont worry, ukraine army is here to save da day. dey got ur back n will protect u from all da craziness. so come join dis server if u want sum thrill n excitement in ur minecraft lyfe. plus, who doesnt wanna hang out wif zelenskiy, amirite?

BlockyBrainDonor

Altruism, Awareness, BlockyBrainDonor, Brain, brain donation, consent, consent form, consent process, decision, Donate, ETHICAL, Generosity, gift, Healthcare, life saving, Medical, organ donation, organ donor., selfless, SIGNING, transplant

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9765	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the cows can fly and the pigs can do the moonwalk? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! we got creepers that tell dad jokes and skeletons that breakdance when they see u coming.

join us and u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie horde. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself wants to join the fun.

so come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. so what r u waiting for? come join us now!

Skin2WinCraft

12 months, child development, developmental milestones, early intervention, infant development, infant health, neurodevelopment scores, neurodevelopmental outcomes, NICU, Parent, parent-child interaction, parent-infant bonding, premature babies, premature baby care, premature birth, premature care, premature infant care., Premature infants, sensory stimulation, skin-to-skin contact, Skin2WinCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Votes:	7592
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we promise u will level up ur neurodevelopment skills just like premature infants who had more skin-to-skin contact with a parent!!!!!

we got crazy challenges that will make ur brain EXPLODE with excitement!!! u will be crafting and building like a pro in no time!!!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft champ with the power of SKIN-TO-SKIN CONTACT!!! #neurodevelopmentgoals #minecraftmadness

WorkBuddiesMC Server

feeling excluded, feeling left out, fitting in, office cliques, office culture, office dynamics, office friendships, office socializing, Server, social acceptance, social boundaries, social dynamics, socializing at work, work relationships, WorkBuddiesMC, workplace cliques, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace exclusion, workplace friendships, workplace interactions, workplace social circles

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	7737
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6472
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel left out like at work!

Join us and become part of a community where everyone is not just friendly, but also super eager to hang out with you! No more feeling like you’re not part of the cool club – on our server, you’re the VIP member everyone wants to be around.

So come on, ditch your work woes and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to explore? Join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyPantsMinecraft SMP

body positivity, CraftyPantsMinecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	83

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside a bunch of clucking geniuses!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you three wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cocky Cockatrice, a mythical creature with a cocky attitude and a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, he’s all bark and no bite…we think.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how big your cocky can get! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any cocky-related incidents that may occur while playing on our server.)

PotionPals Minecraft Server

Appetite, Church, counseling, depression, eating disorder, family, Friends, gossip, korean culture, medication, mental health, Minecraft, PotionPals, reputation, secrecy, Server, social circle, social consequences, stigma, Traditional, weight loss, wellbutrin

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of real-life drama ruining your reputation? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where nobody cares about your weight loss journey!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about nosy friends or judgmental church groups. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of keeping secrets from your family.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs friends and family when you have virtual blocks to build with?

SisExEncounterLOL

amicable exes, Communication Issues, divorce aftermath, emotional triggers, ex-spouse encounters, family dynamics, family loyalty, marital history, mutual friends, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, random encounters, relationship etiquette, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, SisExEncounterLOL, sisterly expectations, social norms, unexpected interactions, unresolved feelings

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running into your sister’s ex-husband at Target is a common occurrence! Join us for some blocky fun and drama-filled adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of bumping into your sister’s ex at the virtual Target self-checkout! 2. Build your own divorce-themed pixel art to express your unresolved feelings. 3. Play with friendly players who may or may not have run into your ex-husband at a virtual Target in the game.

Join now and never miss out on the latest gossip from the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even find your sister’s ex-husband building a Target store in the game. Let the drama unfold in our virtual world!

TechFree4Peace Minecraft SMP

betterment, Communication, consequences, Development, Environment, Ethics, Future, Impact, innovation, internet, Minecraft, NSFW, privacy, progress, REMOVE, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, social media, society, Surveillance, TechFree4Peace, Technology, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Emeralds Found:	8763	Ores Mined:	1275
Animals Bred:	91	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players battle it out in epic PvP battles, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market, trading rare items for emeralds and secrets.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. They believe that sacrificing potatoes to Spudnik will bring them good luck and fortune in their Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!