absurd names – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Curry Kingdom

absurd names, bill, Crafty, cultural insensitivity, curry, discrimination, Diversity, Fartishaya, gooks, Harshita, Identity, ignorance, INDIAN NAMES, John, Kingdom, offensive, Poojeeta, prejudice, racism, real names, retard names, Stereotypes, turd worlders, Xenophobia

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Tiddy Pill Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, body positivity, breast enhancement, breast health, daily routine, Haven, health, Healthcare, hormone therapy, Medical Treatment, medication management, medication reminder, pill, pill reminder, prescription medication, reminder app, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, tiddy, tiddy pills, wellness, Women’s Health

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! It’s like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic stuff with your buddies. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your creations. So, if you haven’t taken your tiddy pills yet, then what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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PeanutCraft Café 🥜🎮

Allergies, cafe, cafe area, Conversation, coworker, coworker interaction, coworking space, designated area, DISRESPECTFUL, inconsiderate, kitchen, lunch area, office etiquette, official rules, PeanutCraft, peanuts, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, serviced office, shared office, wework

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have no rules about bringing peanuts into our designated peanut area! That’s right, we encourage all players to bring their peanuts and enjoy them while gaming with us.

Just like in this crazy office story, we believe that the responsibility lies with the person with the allergies to let others know about their needs. So if you have a peanut allergy, just shout it out in the chat and we’ll do our best to avoid peanuts around you (no guarantees though, we love our peanuts).

Join us for a nutty adventure in a shared space filled with peanuts, where you never know what kind of allergic reactions you might encounter. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a peanut-loving coworker to chat with while gaming. So come on in and let the peanut madness begin!

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HappyLittleBlocks – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, cherish, Contentment, everyday happiness, gratefulness, Gratitude, Happiness, happy thoughts, HappyLittleBlocks, inner peace, joy, little moments, little things, mindfulness, Minecraft, positivity, simple pleasures, small gestures, small joys, small moments, Small victories, Smile, smp

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a creeper tried to steal all our diamonds but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Carl the Creeper. And like, every time you mine a block, a baby chicken pops out and starts dancing to disco music. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to see it to believe it!

Also, there’s this secret underground base where we have a dance party every night with all the mobs from the Nether. It’s lit, fam. And the best part is, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. It’s like winning the lottery, but better!

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a pig. It’s so silly, but that’s what makes it awesome!

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BlockyBlunders

awkward, BlockyBlunders, career, Colleague, EMBARRASSING, HR, inappropriate, Incident, Job, nonsexual, NSFW, office, PROFESSIONAL, scandalous, Shocking.., Story, Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, workday, Workplace

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

One time, a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a disco ball and started a dance-off with a group of skeletons. It was a sight to behold!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft!

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KimJongCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Comments.., Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government response, Hegseth, international relations, KimJongCraft, media backlash, military threats, Minecraft, News, North Korea, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, Politics, security concerns, Server, south korea, Ultimate

lol you know what’s more powerful than North Korea’s nuclear weapons? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH! come join us and unleash your inner creeper-expertise as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

we’ve got more diamonds than Kim Jong-un has bad hair days, and our community is tighter than the sanctions on North Korea. plus, our mods are as fierce as a K-pop stan defending their bias.

so what are you waiting for? join us and show those North Korean nukes who’s boss! but seriously, don’t mess with North Korea. they may have nukes, but we have diamond swords. BOOM.

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Rocket Space Fun Craft

aerospace technology, Craft, elon musk, Fun, launch pad, Rocket, rocket booster, rocket development, rocket launch, rocket technology, rocket testing, Space, space engineering, space exploration, space exploration news, Space industry, space innovation, space mission, Space Travel, space vehicle, spacecraft, spaceflight advancements, spacex, Starship test

so like, u know how spacex be tryna launch rockets n stuff? well, they like totally lost their spacecraft after catching the rocket booster at the launch pad in their latest starship test. but guess what? we found it! it was just chillin on our minecraft server, like wtf right? so now we’re like, come join our server and help us build a new space station out of blocks or something. who needs spacex when u got us, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the alien technology we stole from area 51. so like, join now or miss out on all the intergalactic fun!

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2025 FTB UNLEASHED FRESH SERVER

😮, Biomes, Crashing, Dedicated, dick, enabled, Fresh, FTB, Gen, Hardware, Ip:, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Plenty, questions, rules, Scripts, Server, set up, smp, Unleashed, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	FTB Unleashed Survival SMP
Hosted on	Dedicated server hardware
Mods	All mods enabled, Biomes O Plenty for world gen
IP	vanillafrog.men:25575

Rules

Don’t be a dick

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply use the provided IP address to connect to the server
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	The only rule is to not be disruptive to others
Is there any assistance available for new players?	Yes, feel free to message the host for help getting started

Love Crafted 1.20.3

1.20.3, character chemistry, character depth., character dynamics, character growth, character relationships, conflicts/stakes, crafted, emotional connection, genuine romantic development, love, Relationship Development, romance elements, romance writing, romantic conflict, romantic storytelling, romantic tension, story themes, strong chemistry, Tension, Themes, well-defined characters

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got more chemistry than a high school science lab, I’m tellin’ ya. The players on this server have personalities that bounce off each other like ping pong balls on crack. It’s like a freakin’ soap opera up in here, but with creepers and diamonds. And let me tell you, the characters on this server are more well-defined than the pixels on your screen. They’re like Shakespearean actors, but in block form.

The romantic development on this server is so genuine, it’ll make you question your own love life. These players gravitate towards each other like magnets, but in a totally believable way. And when they’re together, oh boy, they grow as characters faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

There’s more conflict on this server than in a family reunion after too much eggnog. The tension will hook you in like a fish on a line, and you’ll be rooting for these players harder than you root for your favorite sports team. And don’t even get me started on the themes, bro. The romance on this server complements and emphasizes the messages and lessons of the game like nothing you’ve ever seen.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and get ready for a romantic adventure that’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper on a sugar rush!

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ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!

accident, Breakup, crying, DAUGHTER, ex boyfriend, ExBlockProbs, Girlfriend, ground, Hostile, hurting, insults, numb, prob, RETALIATION, Settled, shoulder to cry on, smashed phone, stepmom, Threats, tirade

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with any teenage drama queens like Tia. Our server is Tia-free guaranteed!

Tired of dealing with bratty kids who think they can break your stuff and get away with it? On our server, we don’t tolerate any of that nonsense. If someone tries to pull a Tia on you, they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join now and experience a world where you can build and explore without any Tia-like interruptions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our admins are always here to lend an ear (just don’t be a Tia about it).

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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

Agony, burning pain, Chronic pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Minecraft, pain experience, pain management, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical discomfort, physical pain, severe pain, sharp pain, shooting pain, smp, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, unbearable pain, worst pain, worst physical pain

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, I found this secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all my enchanted gear, I was screaming like a little baby!

But seriously, this server is so lit, you gotta join us and experience all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the daily. Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is so friendly and always willing to help out. So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

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