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absurd names Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Curry Kingdom

    Crafty Curry Kingdom
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 3386
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

    Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MacronCraft: Barnier’s Blocky Election

    MacronCraft: Barnier’s Blocky Election
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1753
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course)! we have french protesters raging at the stolen elections, but don’t worry, we promise our elections are totally legit (unless you count the time we let a creeper run for president). our prime minister is none other than conservative barnier, who may or may not be a secret minecraft pro hiding behind that suit and tie. come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own political party in our virtual world! who knows, you might even become the next president of our blocky nation. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What is the IP for Watery Shoe Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Watery Shoe Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4726
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 119 Chimeras Created: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft ServersWatery Shoe is a talented musician known for their unique blend of folk and indie rock music. With heartfelt lyrics and captivating melodies, Watery Shoe has gained a loyal following in the music industry. Their introspective songs reflect personal stories and emotions, creating a deeply emotional connection with listeners. Watery Shoe’s powerful vocals and skillful instrument playing make them a standout artist in the music scene.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bulgarian Middle School

    Bulgarian Middle School
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 9667
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Farms Harvested: 243
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our new SMP server. Play together, find friends and have fun!

    If you like it please vote for our server and leave a comment.

    Find friends on Discord and play together.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/BGtFGeJp

    smpbg.asuscomm.com

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  • SlashVanilla

    SlashVanilla
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5681
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla anarchy server with no rules except no hacking or duping, join the discord server at discord.gg/slash

    146.19.48.146:25575

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  • Parallel Universe: Where Java 1.21+ and Vanilla Gameplay Collide with Multiworld Shenanigans and Custom Chaos!

    Parallel Universe: Where Java 1.21+ and Vanilla Gameplay Collide with Multiworld Shenanigans and Custom Chaos!
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 9298
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Parallel Minecraft Server

    Server Information

    IP Address (1.21+) play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3023191-parallel-semi-vanilla-smp-1-19-multiworld (Server Images tab)

    Server Features

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules

    • No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
    • No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)
    • Be respectful when interacting with other players through chat and gameplay
    • Full set of rules on website

    Join Parallel today to start your multiversal journey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Russian Trivia Minecraft Server

    Russian Trivia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8876
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Do you want to join our server? Of course you do! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this madness? We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by creepers.

    What would it take for you to support joining our server? How about a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs? Yeah, we thought that would do the trick.

    Do you think your friends will join our server in the following decades? Absolutely! Once they hear about the epic battles against giant spiders and the legendary treasure hunts, they’ll be begging to join us.

    Are you happy that you found our server? Of course you are! With all the amazing builds, friendly players, and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • I Literally Do Not Care Minecraft SMP

    I Literally Do Not Care Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 2951
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like pigs riding on llamas, villagers throwing wild parties in the Nether, and creepers doing the Macarena.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server and is now our official mascot. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco, and every full moon, all players turn into werewolves with a craving for pumpkin pie.

    If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure madness, then join us now! Just remember, we don’t care about politics or elections here – we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. Let the chaos begin!

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  • ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server

    ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 7728
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

    Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

    So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Auntie’s Ex Drama: Minecraft Edition

    Auntie’s Ex Drama: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 701
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Magic Items Found: 3682 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family dinners and savage comebacks like never before.

    Picture this: your aunt Ruby, notorious troublemaker, roasting your brother for his recent breakup like it’s a comedy show. Witness the epic showdown as you drop truth bombs left and right, leaving everyone speechless and possibly agreeing with you (shocking, we know).

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of relationships gone wrong, with ex-husbands dating younger women and aunt Ruby getting served a taste of her own medicine. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the drama and entertainment you could ever ask for?

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family feuds, awkward moments, and savage clapbacks. Who needs therapy when you have our server to unleash your inner sass and wit? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

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  • SeaSpooky SMP

    SeaSpooky SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 7883
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sailing the high seas alone, only to be greeted by the same old boring ocean creatures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us and encounter the most outrageous sea monsters you’ve ever seen – from giant squids riding dolphins to mermaids playing volleyball with creepers!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pirate Ship of Captain Jack Sparrow, rumored to be filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you dare to board the ship and claim your riches, or will you walk the plank like a landlubber?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of the high seas like never before. Who knows what eerie encounters await you out on the water? Join now and find out!

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