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CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Potions Brewed:	51
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	154	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3859	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	128	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

noobland.fun

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

#youtube, Angry, baked, Ban, Community, Discord, Engage, Friends, HOURS, invite, Join, Launch, Minecraft, Pace, Play, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Staff, Suggestions, Vanilla, Week

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Hidden Secrets, intriguing narrative, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 203074622, novel, Party, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	633645
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

blended family, child development, Communication, Emotional support, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, sibling rivalry, SisNeedsToTalkToNiece, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

CreeperCrazeMC

CLICKBAIT, CreeperCrazeMC, empty content, Entertainment, guilty pleasure, internet culture, low quality., mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless consumption, mindless content, mindless entertainment, mindless scrolling, mindless viewing, popular content, Shallow, social media, superficial, trending, viral videos, worst content

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!