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Dragon Ball GT Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	808905	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer dance moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the spawn village, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Desktop Environment Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Windows and want to spice up your gaming experience? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Arch Linux running with KDE and Gnome because… why not?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild penguin appears because Linux is just that cool. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a gnome army.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the chaos of Arch Linux, join us now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP.

InfernoGrief server Minecraft

Battles, Grief, Grifersky, InfernoGrief, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Grifersky on server 1.16.5!Immerse yourself in the world of battles with other players!

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Pull ’em up and buckle up, fellas Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were crowned the king of the land. How, you may ask? By pulling up their virtual pants and buckling up for the ride of their life! It’s a wild world out there, and only the bravest and most stylish players can survive.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be crowned the king of Minecraft! Just remember to pull ’em up and buckle up, because things are about to get crazy.

Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory!

Blocky Fun Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner chaos and let loose your wildest fantasies!

We have a special event where players can dress up as their favorite historical figures and reenact epic battles. Want to be Julius Caesar fighting against a horde of zombies? Or maybe Cleopatra taking on a dragon? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. Can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by our mischievous admins?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

The Hotel General Minecraft SMP #2390

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to the Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is straight out of Hell! Literally.

Join us in the land of demons and princesses as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom. We even have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. And if that’s not enough, we also have a small assassin business run by a classic demon Imp and his ragtag team. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creator’s YouTube channel is full of craziness. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our fanfic recordings and fics – they’re hotter than Hell itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the madness of Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some demonically good times!

Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Items Found:	5738
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Animals Bred:	146	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2110	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy games with their serious storylines and emo protagonists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!