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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start a dance party with you! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers challenged you to a game of soccer? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server also has special events like the Tree of Sephiroth investigation where you can uncover ancient mysteries and unlock powerful rewards. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assaults and Limit Break Assaults that will test your skills and teamwork like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret disco party in the Nether realm. The possibilities are endless!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3126

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu and more events than a creeper explosion convention.

Join us for the Old Tales event, where we celebrate our 2nd anniversary by telling stories of epic battles and legendary loot. And don’t miss Full Burst Day, where we crank up the chaos to 11 on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special recruits like Cinderella and Grave, who are ready to slay mobs and take names. And don’t forget about Rapunzel, who’s giving away a free SSR just because she’s feeling generous.

And let’s talk fashion, honey. We’ve got costume passes for Scarlet, Cinderella, Isabel, and D. Because even in the apocalypse, you gotta look fierce.

So why join our server? Because we’re the most entertaining, tactical, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Plus, we have codes that will make your inventory overflow with goodies. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Cobbler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mysterious disappearance of all the cobblers! That’s right, no more cobblestone for you to mine, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other wacky adventures waiting for you.

Join our server and help us solve the mystery of the missing cobblers. Maybe they were abducted by aliens or maybe they just couldn’t handle the pressure of being constantly mined. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the moonwalk. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most cobble-less Minecraft adventure of your life!

GPU-less Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fend off the undead hordes and maybe even score some sweet loot in the process.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting against the players for years. Will you uncover their nefarious plans and put an end to their reign of terror? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	627907
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of feeling like your choices don’t matter in real life? Well, on our server, you can do whatever you want without any consequences!

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself, creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, or starting a llama army to take over the server (because why not?). Your choices may not matter in real life, but on our server, they will lead to hilarious and outrageous outcomes that will leave you in stitches.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be as wild and unpredictable as you want without worrying about the real world consequences. Embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	123
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	512031
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, riding pigs into battle against evil llamas, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from the mischievous prankster who fills your house with TNT to the friendly giant who gives out free enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5221	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! If you enjoy plapping to AI perfection, this is the place for you. Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, all things AIslop!

Join us for outrageous AI adventures, where the AI creations are so wild they’ll make your Minecraft character blush. From AI love stories to AI battles, there are no limits here (as long as you follow the site rules, of course).

Our server is so wild that even Remilia herself would be impressed. So come join us for a plaptastic time and experience the craziest AI creations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft SMP server like this anywhere else!

Formidable in Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	5275	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of formidable! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will have you saying “WOW” in every language known to man (and creepers too)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was guarded by a pack of wild wolves who challenged them to a dance-off! Long story short, the players won the dance-off and became the rulers of the server, living happily ever after in their diamond-studded castles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of “Simon Says”. Rumor has it that those who can out-simon Blocky will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!