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/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

(Audio), banned, Censorship, controversial, digital content, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, Frustration, internet, Online Community, POL, Politics, polNoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP, regulations, restrictions, rules, Sound, Technology, Video, webms

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Potions Brewed:	69	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Votes:	5674	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

bittersweet, Despair, Devastating, emotional, Emotional rollercoaster, Grief, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, Loss, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, saddest episode, SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft, sorrowful, tearful, tearjerker, tragic, tv show, unforgettable moments

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	7006
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	7163
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

FandomCraft: The Ultimate Degeneracy

#degeneracy, concerning, controversial, Dark, Degenerate, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, disturbing trends, Excessive, EXTREME, extreme behavior, fanatical, fanbase, Fandom, FandomCraft, inappropriate, intense fan culture, Obsessive, over the top, Problematic, TOXIC, Ultimate, Unhealthy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the degenerate fandoms out there! We’ve got a community of players who are obsessed with everything from My Little Pony to anime body pillows. Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable fan art and cringeworthy roleplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire Shrek movie in pixel art? Go for it! How about building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not participate in our weekly “Cosplay as Your Favorite Minecraft Mob” event? Dress up as a creeper, zombie, or even an enderman and show off your best Minecraft fashion sense to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most degenerate fandom in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).

MonkeyBrosCraft: Rise Up! Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, all bosses, boss fights, challenge, Chinese folklore, completionist, Epic battles, gameplay, Gaming, goty, immersive experience, Masterpiece, Minecraft, monkeybros, MonkeyBrosCraft, mythical creatures, Rise, rise up, satisfaction, Server, triumph, Victory, video game, Wukong

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Star Shards Collected:	251	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

🤣 Get ready to flex your gaming skills on our Minecraft server, where we have Wukong as our official mascot and all the bosses are just waiting for you to defeat them! Imagine the satisfaction of taking down every single boss in the game and becoming the ultimate Wukong master. But beware, Wukong himself might challenge you to a duel if you’re not careful! Join us now for epic battles and endless fun! #WukongGOTY #BossBattlesForDays 😂🐒🔥

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Archer Illyasviel von Einzbern, Archetype Inception, Archetype Inception BB Dubai, Assassin Okita J Sōji, Avenger Xu Fu, bb, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, blocky, C.I.E.L, Costume Dress, Dobrynya Nikitich, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Fuyuki, golden apples, GRAND, karna, Lancer Karna, Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Lambda, Lancer Percival, Main Interlude, Minecraft, Moon Cancer, Moon Cancer Sesshōin Kiara, OC Prologue, Ordeal Call III, Order, pastebin, percival, Rider Bartholomew Roberts, Ruler Artoria Pendragon, Saber Tomoe Gozen, Silver Apples, smp, smpcraft, Summer 2024, tenochtitlan, utility links, Welfare Servant

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchantments Applied:	54
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted with 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples as a login bonus. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret welfare servant waiting to be revealed – who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so epic, it’s like being in a Main Interlude event in Fate/Grand Order. You’ll feel like a celebrity at our Celebrity Summer Experience – Dubai Strikes Back! And don’t forget about our Ordeal Call III event, where you’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement.

And let’s not forget about our insane PU Summons! Summon 5Ruler Artoria Pendragon or 4Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Λ – the possibilities are endless! Plus, limited editions like 5*Moon Cancer BB Dubai are up for grabs – you won’t want to miss out on these epic summons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll have to tell after playing on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

StepKidsNoHouse4U

bad relationship, blended family, christmas dinner, death tax, demanding, Estate Planning, family, greedy, House, Inheritance, Jealousy, MONEY, parenting, Property, quit claim deed, Remarried, Resentment, Rude, selfish, step kids, StepKidsNoHouse4U

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2607
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate through family drama, just like in real life. Build your dream house on a 3000 sqft plot of land, complete with a horse stable, hay barn, and even a garden shed. But beware, because your stepkids might try to steal it all when you’re not looking!

Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting greedy, selfish stepchildren who only care about money. Show them who’s boss by pulling off epic deeds like transferring ownership of your house to your youngest daughter. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a telenovela, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

UnfckMyLife Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, fastest way, goal-setting, growth, life improvement, mental health, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, positive habits, productivity, progress, resilience, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, transformation, UnfckMyLife, unfuck, well-being

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Farms Harvested:	447	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to unfuck your life is by building the most epic base and flexing on all the other players. Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant you entry if you can out-build them in a build battle.

But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.

So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.

CraftyCringeLand

changing tastes, CraftyCringeLand, Disappointment, disillusioned experiences, disillusionment, failed experiments, false expectations, misconceived preferences, misguided interests, misguided passions, misguided pursuits, misjudged hobbies, mistaken attractions, mistaken hobbies, mistaken interests, surprising aversions, surprising disappointments, unanticipated turn-offs, unexpected dislikes, unexpected letdowns, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Have you ever thought you were into knitting, but then realized you were actually terrible at it and kept accidentally stabbing yourself with the needles? Well, if you’re looking for a new hobby that won’t result in any injuries (hopefully), then you should join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic, dragons breathe fire, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. We have epic quests that will challenge even the bravest of players, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or rescuing the princess from the evil clutches of a giant slime.

But that’s not all! We also have a built-in karaoke feature where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark” or “Despacito”. And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for pixelated sword fighting or building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. The possibilities are endless!

GazaCraft: No Need to Lecture!

Anwar, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, islamic world, Lecture, Malaysia, Malaysian PM, Media bias, media narratives, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Propaganda, skewing, West

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in Gaza! Malaysian PM Anwar said it’s da bomb, so you know it’s legit! We don’t need no lectures on democracy or human rights, we just wanna have fun and blow stuff up! Join now and let’s show the West how we do it in da Islamic world! #GazaGang #SandCastleSquad #AnwarApproved

Nrf2Craft: Parkinson’s Prevention

anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, Antioxidant Therapy, brain health, Dietary supplements, dopamine, Ecklonia cava, health benefits, herbal medicine, Korean Seaweed, marine algae, natural remedies, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neuroprotection, Nrf2-ARE Pathway, Nrf2Craft, Oxidative Stress, Parkinson’s Disease, parkinsons, polyphenols, Prevention, Preventive Effect

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Void Gems Collected:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s infused with Ecklonia cava Polyphenols that have a magical effect on your Minecraft experience.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you come across a rare ore that glows with the power of the Nrf2-ARE pathway. Your character starts glowing with energy, and you feel unstoppable as you conquer the world around you.

But that’s not all! The Ecklonia cava Polyphenols also have a preventive effect on Parkinson’s Disease in the game. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your character getting sick and slowing down. You’ll be zooming around the map like a speed demon, taking down enemies left and right.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the power of Ecklonia cava Polyphenols for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!