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New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ores Mined:	3369
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Animals Bred:	138
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Void Armor Forged:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	92	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	4250
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!