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BisqueCraft Minecraft Server

BisqueCraft, CHAPTERS, Character development, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, high school, long tail tags, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pure romance, relationships, romance, school life, seggs, Server, slice of life, sono bisque doll wa koi wo suru, Wholesome

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Towns Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	254
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for the next 10 chapters of pure wholesome seggs… I mean, wholesome fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton decided to put their differences aside and open a bakery together. The result? Explosive cupcakes and bone-chilling cookies that will blow your mind (and your taste buds)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava pool? It’s said to have magical properties that will give you the power to fly like an Ender Dragon for a limited time. Just be sure to bring some fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the lag.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General Minecrafters

Character Banners, drip marketing, Event, Exhibition, Gacha game, gameplay, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Jiaoqiu Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, Minecrafters, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tales of the Luofu, Thread Template, Trailer, update

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on epic quests like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you’ll battle against the forces of evil with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and some questionable armor choices.

Witness the thrilling “Tales of the Luofu: A New Chapter” exhibition where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way (just watch out for creepers).

And don’t even get us started on the “Pneumanull Rice” Jiaoqiu Trailer – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more rice than you can shake a stick at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the diamonds your heart desires (or at least until someone steals them from you).

GrownUpGamer123 Minecraft SMP

GrownUpGamer123, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Remember that time you accidentally killed your pet chicken in Minecraft and felt a pang of guilt? Yeah, that’s when you knew you were truly growing up. But fear not, on our SMP, we have a strict no chicken killing policy! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who likes to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of dirt blocks. So if you’re ready for some spooky shenanigans and diamond-laying chickens, come join us!

NoSleepCraft

acupuncture, aromatherapy, bedtime habits, chamomile tea, Exercise, healthy diet, herbal remedies, insomnia, lavender oil, lifestyle changes, meditation, melatonin, natural remedies, NoSleepCraft, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep environment, sleep routine, stress reduction, valerian root

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sounds of creepers exploding lull you into a peaceful slumber! Our virtual world is filled with magical forests, cozy caves, and even a secret potion that guarantees a good night’s sleep. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to endless adventures on our server! Who needs medication when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Join now and sleep like a baby (zombie)!

KurskCraft: Bridging the Gap

border, Bridges, Bridging, Conflict, demolition, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gap, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	161	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo yo yo come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up bridges faster than Ukraine in Kursk! We got crazy TNT parties every night and watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to build them back up. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the madness! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure buried under one of those bridges…just watch out for the creepers! Join now for a blast of a time, literally!

AquaAvalanche60k

AquaAvalanche60k, Catastrophic event Giant underwater avalanche 60

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo, you ever heard of that cray cray underwater avalanche that happened like 60,000 years ago? Well, guess what? Our server is set in that exact location! Dive deep into the depths of the ocean and explore the aftermath of that insane event.

Build your base on the remains of the sea floor, dodging debris and dodgy sea creatures left behind by the avalanche. Watch out for the ghostly spirits of the ancient sea creatures that still haunt the area, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their watery grave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the wreckage of the avalanche. Will you be brave enough to search for it and claim it as your own? Or will you fall victim to the curse of the underwater avalanche?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic underwater world like no other! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of adventure. See you there, matey! 🌊💰🦈

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

CraftyCraic, Minecraft, Server, social branding, social community, Social Connections, social engagement, social influence, Social Interaction, social marketing, social media, social media management, social media marketing, social media trends., social networking sites, social platform, social presence, social sharing, social strategy, social-networking, socials

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5780	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Animals Bred:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	69591
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual party destination! Join us for epic build battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive quest to find the fabled Golden Sheep of Destiny? Legend has it that whoever finds this magical sheep will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! #YOLOminecraft #CraziestServerEver

GrieferSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

4chan, beacon of distress, cries for help, Damsel in Distress, evillords, Fandom, G.., Good men, great board, GrieferSlayer420, honourable, Minecraft, Protect, rescue, save the day, sisterly board, smp, sweet /lit/, Thread, Top, vowed duty, Wiki

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	New Chunks Explored:	295544
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we fight evil fandom evillords who are trying to delete our precious wiki!

Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

PissedOnMC Server – Expecting Sympathy? 🐶✈️🎮

accident, AITAH, bathroom, Claims, compensation, complaint, CREW, disgust, emotional support animal, Empathy, EXPECTING, Expecting Sympathy, Flight, Frontier Miles, Frustration, horror story, Invalidation, Long retractable leash, PissedOnMC, refund, Server, service animal, Sympathy, URINE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	133	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting peed on is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with emotional support dogs running amok, but don’t worry, they won’t be peeing on you here (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment).

Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.

StrangerCraft: The Ultimate Choice

Choice, StrangerCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life drama like this one.

Join our server and experience the thrill of helping strangers in need, just like this heroic Redditor did. Who knows, maybe you’ll come across a player who needs your help to get back to their virtual home after being abandoned by their Minecraft boyfriend.

And don’t worry about putting yourself at risk, just like this brave Redditor, you’ll have all the tools you need to protect yourself – from knives to guns (even if they’re unloaded, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So if you’re ready for some adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who knows what insane stories and wild encounters await you.