Absolutely get away with my crime Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Potions Brewed:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

TouristCraft Minecraft Server

american tourists, cultural respect, European culture, european fashion, European perception, European travel, European trip, France trip, local shops, Minecraft, pickpocket-proof pouches, respectful visitors, Server, Tourist, tourist attractions, tourist behavior, tourist etiquette, tourist experience, tourist mindset, tourist stereotypes, TouristCraft, touristy places, Travel Planning

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a tourist is not only accepted but encouraged! 🌟

Are you tired of trying to blend in and avoid looking like a tourist in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, the more touristy you are, the better! We embrace all things touristy and love to explore all the iconic landmarks and attractions.

Join us on our server and let’s visit the virtual Eiffel Tower, Louvre, and even Versailles together! No need to worry about being labeled as a tourist here, because we celebrate it! Wear your sneakers proudly as we embark on epic adventures through our pixelated world.

Forget about trying to act like a local, on our server, we encourage you to be the ultimate tourist and soak in all the sights and sounds. So pack your pickpocket-proof pouches and get ready for a wild ride through our Minecraft version of France!

Don’t let anyone tell you that being a tourist is a bad thing, join our server and let’s show the world that being a tourist is the way to go! 🌍📸🎒

BroBroOverSisPregLOL

Boundaries, BroBroOverSisPregLOL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, gift, impulsive behavior, misunderstanding, parenting, Pregnancy, psychiatrist, reconciliation, relationships, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for some wild sibling drama that will make you forget about your own family issues.

Imagine a world where your brother buys an insanely expensive gift for your dad without consulting you first. Will you team up with him and pretend it’s a group gift, or will you side with your sister who demands honesty and integrity? The choice is yours on our server!

Experience the thrill of sibling rivalry taken to the next level as you navigate through impulsive decisions, outbursts, and ultimatums. Will you be the peacemaker or the instigator in this virtual family feud?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SadCraft Minecraft Server

coping with sadness, dealing with sadness, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, emotional processing, Emotional support, emotional triggers, emotional well being, emotions, feelings, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, SadCraft, Sadness, sadness management, sadness recovery, sadness relief, sadness triggers, self reflection, self-care, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, sadness doesn’t exist! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

Feeling sad because you can’t find any diamonds? Well, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party! You’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

And if you’re feeling sad because you haven’t found a community of fellow Minecrafters to connect with, look no further! Our server is home to a group of players who are as friendly as a pack of wolves raised by pandas.

So say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server! Join us today and let the good times roll!

WeirdCraft: Addicted to Blocks

addicted, bizarre addictions, bizarre cravings, blocks, eccentric addictions, eccentric tendencies, odd addictions, odd fixations, outlandish addictions, outlandish habits, peculiar addictions, peculiar fixations, quirky addictions, quirky behaviors, strange addictions, strange habits, unconventional addictions, unconventional dependencies, unique obsessions, unusual addictions, unusual obsessions, WeirdCraft, weirdest addiction

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	188	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7873
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5197

Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Do you find yourself spending hours upon hours creating elaborate roller coasters that go through a lava-filled volcano? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

Join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). We have a thriving community of players who have built everything from a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of cake to a functioning roller derby rink where players ride pigs instead of skates.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of solid gold (in-game currency, of course).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your imagination, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover your new weirdest addiction.

MirageCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, aircraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, diplomatic gesture, european union, fighter jets, France, international relations, Macron, military aid, military cooperation, Minecraft, Mirage 2000-5, miragecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Server, solidarity, strategic partnership, Support, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, u know how france has these super cool mirage 2000-5 fighter jets, right? well, guess what, macron just announced they gonna transfer them to ukraine! why, u ask? well, apparently, they wanna help ukraine defend against zombie pigmen invasion in minecraft! yep, u heard me right, zombie pigmen are taking over and only these fighter jets can save the day! so, join our server and help fight off the undead pigmen with some epic aerial combat! plus, u get to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, how cool is that? join now and be a hero in the battle against the pixelated apocalypse!

ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy

80th anniversary, d-day, Event, Invasion, Normandy, people, SAVIOR, Ukraine, Veteran, zelenskyy, ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

join dis minecraft server and u will feel like a D-Day invasion veteran praising Ukraine’s Zelenskyy as a ‘savior of the people’ at an 80th anniversary event in Normandy. u will feel da adrenaline rush of stormin’ da beaches and fightin’ for freedom, all while buildin’ epic castles and battlin’ creepers. u will be a hero in dis virtual world, just like dat brave veteran. so come join us and be a part of somethin’ legendary!

BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

bodily function, bodily release, burp, BurpCraft, burping sensation, Defrag, digestion, digestion aid, dining experience, Etiquette, feeling, gastrointestinal health, good burp, hdd defragmentation, Manners, Meal, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, polite behavior, Relief, satisfaction, social norms, stomach comfort

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	816
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

CraftyBrainsMC

brain connectivity, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, Cognitive Training, CraftyBrainsMC, Expertise, gaming performance, gaming proficiency, Gaming Skills, neural connections, neural plasticity, neuroplasticity, StarCraft II, video game research, video games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1951
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally make ur brain bigger.

u heard me right, playing on this server will make u a genius. we got scientists studying the brain connectivity of players and guess what? starcraft II experts have enhanced brain connectivity. so if u wanna be a genius, join our server and start playing like a pro.

not only will u become smarter, but u will also become the ultimate minecraft player. u will build the most epic structures, slay dragons like it’s nothing, and become the ruler of the server.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a minecraft legend. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!

Builds, challenge, Cheating, classic, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Essence, Grief, Harder, Immersive, instagram, Mystmoor, Passion, pay to win, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.
Mystmoor provides:
Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win.

Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Today!

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server. You will need to apply for access through our website.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run on the latest version of Minecraft, ensuring you have access to all the newest features and updates.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
How can I report cheating or griefing?	If you encounter any cheating or griefing on the server, please contact our staff through Discord or our website. We take these issues seriously and will investigate promptly.

LoliCraft Minecraft Server

(subculture), Anime, art, Community, controversial, cute, discussion, FANTASY, fetish, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server, taboo, tags, Thread, underage, Western, Western loli

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	9599
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	6324
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	2

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on down to our wild Western loli thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more horses than a Kentucky Derby, and more bandits than a spaghetti Western movie marathon!

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is stocked with the finest root beer this side of the Mississippi, our sheriff is a sharpshooter with a heart of gold, and our town square is always jumpin’ with square dances and shootouts (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your six-shooter, and ride on over to our Western loli thread Minecraft server for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Just watch out for them pesky varmints and keep an eye out for them tumbleweeds – they’re always up to no good!