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CleavageCraftBirthdayBonanza

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	2007
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	1691
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your fabulous fashion choices? Do you want a place where you can wear whatever you want without being called out by your brother? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can wear the most scandalous outfits without any judgment. We welcome all players, regardless of their dress size or style. Let your creativity run wild and show off your unique fashion sense in our virtual world.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let’s see who can out-dress their brother’s girlfriend! Let’s make Minecraft fashion fabulous again!

PopKidFailsMC SMP

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences of popularity, downfall of the cool kid, dumb mistakes, fitting in, gossip mill, high school drama, lessons learned, peer pressure, PopKidFailsMC, popular kid, popularity contest, public humiliation, redemption arc, reputation ruined, smp, social media fail, social status, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage regrets

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the popular kid thought they could rule the server with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, but ended up accidentally setting their entire base on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Now they’re known as the “Lava Lord” and have to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times to hide their shame. Join us for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through this wacky world together!

DeathToCreepers

benefit, Better Place, CHANGE, death, DeathToCreepers, Development, Event, Global, Humanity, Impact, Improvement, influence, occurrence, Peace, Positive, progress, Significant, society, transformative, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out who will meet their demise next in our virtual world! Rumor has it that every time a player dies, a unicorn gets its horn back and rainbows start shooting out of their butt. So come on in and help make the world a better (and more magical) place, one death at a time! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted bacon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, extremism, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Palestinian, Politics, Server, shields, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	9348	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Towns Built:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than Hamas! yahya sinwar is using them as shields but we use them as players in our crazy games! only 20 hostages left alive but they’re having the time of their lives in our virtual world! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CartelCraft: Masked Judges in Mexico

cartel trials, CartelCraft, Corruption, Courts, criminal justice, criminal proceedings, criminal trials, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Judges, judicial reform, judicial system, Judiciary, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Masked, masked judges, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, SECURITY, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	285
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so like, u know how in mexico they got all them cartels and stuff? well, our server is like the wildest ride in town cuz we got masked judges holdin’ trials for all them cartel members. u wanna see some crazy stuff go down? join our server and witness the most intense courtroom drama u ever seen in minecraft. plus, u can build ur own cartel hideout and try to outsmart the judges. it’s a wild west showdown in the virtual world, yeehaw! come on down and see if u got what it takes to survive in the land of the masked judges.

AnorexiaCraft: NeuroStriatum Fun

acetylcholine deficit, animal studies, Anorexia Nervosa, AnorexiaCraft, brain chemistry, brain region, discovery, Eating disorders, experimental findings, Fun, Medical research, mental health, Mice, neurobiology, neurological mechanism, neuroscience, NeuroStriatum, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, psychiatric disorders, research, scientific breakthrough, striatum

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.

join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?

so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.

Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!

building, Castle, classical, Community, Dance, Discord, java, Medieval, mobs, Resist, Server, smp, urge, voice chat, Weirdia, World Map

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Server Info
Java Version: 1.21
Availability: 24/7
Community: 18+
Focus: Building medieval or classical structures
Playstyle: Slow and immersive
Communication: Voice chat required

FAQ

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server was started a few days ago.

Q: What type of community is on the server?

A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.

Q: What is the playstyle on the server?

A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.

Q: Is there a world map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.

PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

adorable animals, best girl, canine friends, chapter, cute dogs, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, doggy love, Dogs, Features, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet owners, PuppyCraft, red, red fur, Server, Today

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the one and only “best girl” in the game. She’s a pixelated goddess who will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with her infinite wisdom and sass.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll have in your inventory with just a few clucks from this majestic creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cactus Unicorn, a mythical creature rumored to roam the desert biome. Legend has it that whoever captures the Cactus Unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Best girl, Diamond Chickens, and Cactus Unicorns await you!

/MCStreetFighterSMP – Minecraft SMP Street Fighter Squad

3s, a2, a3, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, MCStreetFighterSMP, Minecraft, Release, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, squad, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Crops Grown:	8263
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

We’ve got Terry Teaser and M. Bison running around causing chaos, with gameplay trailers that will have you on the edge of your seat. Year 2 character reveals that will blow your mind and a balance patch that will shake up the entire server.

But that’s not all! Check out our official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website for all the latest updates and high-level replays that will leave you in awe. And don’t forget to brush up on your Street Fighter 6 frame data and fighting game glossary – because you’re going to need it to survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Last round: 492058641 – don’t miss out on the fun!

Sisterless PartyCraft Server

#partycraft, age difference, alcohol, Boundaries, college experience, college orientation, college parties, Drugs, family dynamics, growing up, high school, Maturity, overprotective, partying, peer pressure, Server, sexual behavior, sibling relationships, Sisterless, social circles, underage, younger sister

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your little sister along for the ride? Look no further! Our server is perfect for siblings who want to game together in a safe and friendly environment.

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and more! Plus, our server is strictly PG – no alcohol, drugs, or inappropriate behavior allowed. It’s the perfect place for siblings to bond over their love of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and show your little sis the ropes in the world of gaming. Who knows, maybe she’ll even become the next Minecraft master!