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TantrumCraft: Letting Kids Rage!

anger management, Behavior, child development, Communication, consequences, Coping skills, digital pacifiers, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Kids, letting, mental health, negative emotions, parenting, parents, RAGE, screen time, self-control, TantrumCraft, tantrums, Technology, well-being

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8257
Enchantments Applied:	274	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

so like, u kno how kids can be real lil demons sometimes, throwin tantrums left n right? well, dis server is like a digital pacifier for dem lil crazies! join us and let ur kids unleash their anger in a safe, blocky environment!

we believe in lettin kids feel all da feels, even da bad ones. so come on in and let ur kids learn anger management skills by blowin up creepers and diggin giant holes! plus, u can watch as ur child becomes a master builder and takes out all their pent-up rage on some innocent cows.

parents, u play a crucial role in dis process. u gotta be there to witness ur child’s transformation from tantrum-throwin terror to block-placin boss. so come join us on dis wild ride and watch as ur kid becomes a Minecraft master!

ksmp vietnam

3D backpacks, Adventure, adventure pass, Ambient sounds, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Custom menus, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Immersive, item textures, Monsters, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, weapons

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3552
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	693126	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Dive into a unique, adventure-driven experience designed to enhance your vanilla survival gameplay with new content, exploration, and progression opportunities.

103.252.93.87

CraftyPatriot Minecraft Server

Allegiance, Armed Forces, army support, country support, CraftyPatriot, defense budget, Duty, Flag, freedom, homeland security, Honor, loyalty, Military, military personnel, Minecraft, national defense, national pride, patriotism, pride, sacrifice, Server, service, Veterans

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Do you love Minecraft and want to show your support for your country’s army in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server! Join us and fight alongside virtual soldiers in epic battles against creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Show your patriotism by building monuments and statues dedicated to your country’s armed forces. Plus, rumor has it that the top player each month gets a special prize – a virtual salute from a Minecraft Steve dressed in full military gear! Join now and let the virtual patriotism begin!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Adult, Adulthood, Apathy, bland, Boring, care, child, Dead, deep, Desires, disillusionment, dreams, lack of fulfillment, Life, Minecraft, parents, Prison, PrisonCraft, School, Server, Slave, societal expectations, Soul

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mines Excavated:	2115	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of being a slave to your parents and forced to go to school? Are you feeling like your soul is already dead as an adult? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to bring some excitement back into your life!

Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood. Let your imagination run wild as you build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and make new friends who share your love for all things blocky.

Forget about your boring life and dive into a world where anything is possible. Who needs deep dreams and desires when you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and create your own virtual paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, all without leaving the comfort of your computer screen. Trust us, it’s way more fun than paying bills and going to work!

BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip

Best Friend, BestieBoyfriendBlindsideTrip, Boundaries, Boyfriend, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, exclusion, Expectations, feelings, friendship, Frustration, group dynamics, holiday, Honesty, LGBTQ, perspective, Surprise, third wheeling, travel

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6119
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third wheel? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate getaway with your BFF, their boyfriend, and a whole bunch of creepers!

Imagine booking a room with your BFF to share a bed, only to have their boyfriend crash the party. But fear not, on our server, there’s always room for one more player (even if they bring their significant other along).

Don’t worry about feeling left out on this trip, because on our server, everyone is included – even if it means doubling the cost for you. Who needs a relaxing resort getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure in the world of Minecraft?

So come join us and let’s see if we can survive this unexpected twist in the plans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (or in this case, in the mines).

CraftyFools Minecraft Server

consumerism, CraftyFools, fad products, frivolous purchases, impulse buying, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, overconsumption, peer influence, peer pressure, popular products, Server, social media influence, societal expectations, status symbols, trendy items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary gadgets, unnecessary items, unnecessary spending, useless purchase, Wasteful Spending

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	2895
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless purchases like enchanted golden apples and diamond hoes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can trade your useless purchases for epic loot like enchanted netherite armor and dragon eggs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading useless items for rare treasures. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden riches?

So why waste your diamonds on useless purchases when you can join our server and turn them into something truly legendary? Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player in Minecraft history!

BoomerCraft

BoomerCraft, Boomers, Communication, cultural changes, Etiquette, Family Values, fashion, generation gap, generational differences, History, Manners, Music, Nostalgia, Politics, Respect, Retirement, social media, Technology, traditional values, trends, work ethic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1270
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Votes:	2863	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of those pesky Gen Z kids ruining your Minecraft experience with their TikToks and avocado toast? Well, fear not my fellow boomers, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe haven for us oldies but goodies.

Join us on our server where we have designated “Boomer Zones” where only classic rock music plays and the only emojis allowed are the good old colon and parenthesis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “OK Boomer” dungeon, where you can battle hordes of entitled teenagers armed with nothing but your trusty AARP card and a cane.

So come on down to our server and show those young whippersnappers who’s boss! Remember, age before beauty!

Vovchansk Airborne Brigade Minecraft Server

airborne, Airborne brigade, Brigade, Conflict reports, Defense updates, eastern Ukraine, Lost soldiers, military deployment, military intelligence, Military investigations, Military losses, Military operations, military-news, Minecraft, missing soldiers, Russian army, Russian casualties, Russian forces, russian military, Server, ukraine conflict, Vovchansk, war casualties, War updates

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server, dude? It’s like, so epic that even the Russians lost an entire airborne brigade in Vovchansk trying to find it! I know, right? Like, they were so distracted by all the epic builds and epic PvP battles that they just got totally lost in the game.

But, like, don’t worry, you won’t get lost because we have, like, the most epic spawn town ever. It’s like, a giant castle made out of diamond blocks and guarded by dragons. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond armor.

And, like, the best part is that we have the most epic events ever. Like, every full moon, we have a giant mob battle where you have to fight off hordes of zombies, skeletons, and creepers to win epic loot. And, like, every Friday night, we have a giant fireworks show that lights up the sky with all the colors of the rainbow.

So, like, come join us on this totally epic Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness. Just be careful not to get lost like the Russians did, dude!

LostInUkraineCraft

2022, Armed Forces, battlefield, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat operations, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraineCraft, Military, russia, russian military, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can pretend to be a russian soldier fighting in ukraine? well this server is perfect for u! we got all the crazy action and intense battles u could ever want. join now and be part of the madness! who knows, maybe u’ll even be the one to turn the tide of the war and save russia from losing even more troops. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

MatchyCraft: Beauty League

attractiveness correlation, attractiveness matching, attractiveness perception, attractiveness rating, attractiveness study, beauty, beauty ideals, beauty standards, DATING, gender differences, League, Marriage, MatchyCraft, MATE SELECTION, partner selection, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, relationships, romantic relationships, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	208	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

so, like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna find your perfect match! like, this study says that people are super good at rating how hot they are, so you know you’ll find someone on your level of hotness here!

couples on this server are like, totally well-matched in the looks department, so you know you’ll find your minecraft soulmate here! come join us and find your perfect match, cuz we all know beauty is the most important thing in a relationship, right? lolz!