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TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7479	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	3579
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	185
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	7502
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5811	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	1098	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Star Shards Collected:	284	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ores Mined:	7021	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1450
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1077
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1082	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.