New Minecraft Servers 2025

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abhorrently bad Minecraft Servers

  • MomPayback Minecraft Server

    MomPayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2965
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a mom who thinks she’s the queen of cleaning! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no clothes-throwing moms in sight.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No more worries about your virtual clothes getting thrown away because they’re “molded” – we value all your pixelated possessions. 2. Build your dream virtual wardrobe without fear of it disappearing overnight. 3. Take revenge on any virtual mobs who dare mess with your stuff – we support your right to pixelated property!

    So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to keep your virtual room clean, or else who knows what might happen… 😉

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  • PastorPeepers: NoGlassesNoProblem

    PastorPeepers: NoGlassesNoProblem
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7626
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pastor is getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and uncover the mysteries of small eyes and big dreams. Our server is so inclusive, even insecure glasses wearers are welcome to join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a 40-year-old married man with 3 kids and a wife to team up with on your adventures! So come on down and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.

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  • PoseidonVsMexDeityCraft

    PoseidonVsMexDeityCraft
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5977
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5469
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Runes Activated: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Falling into the Void: 2

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    LOL U GUYS, SO THE GODS WERE LIKE SUPER PISSED OFF, RIGHT? LIKE, MEXICO WAS TRYING TO PUT UP A STATUE OF POSEIDON, BUT THEN THIS LOCAL DEITY WAS LIKE “NAH, BRO, THIS IS MY TURF.” AND THEY GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT, LIKE A GODLY RAP BATTLE OR SOMETHING. AND THEN MEXICO WAS LIKE “FINE, WE’LL CANCEL POSEIDON, NO BIG DEAL.”

    SO, LIKE, IF U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, U CAN BE LIKE A GOD OR SOMETHING. U CAN HAVE EPIC BATTLES WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND CLAIM YOUR TURF. MAYBE U CAN EVEN BUILD A STATUE OF YOURSELF AND HAVE A GODLY RAP BATTLE WITH OTHER PLAYERS. IT’S GONNA BE LIT, BRO. JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE GODLY DRAMA.

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  • FovealCraft: V1 to V4 Upgrade

    FovealCraft: V1 to V4 Upgrade
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9015
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8689 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

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    join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be transformed into a potato by the neural manifolds in V1!!! top-down signals from V4 will target ur foveal region and make u see things u never thought possible!!! become a potato master and rule over all the other veggies in the land!!! come join now for a wild ride of brain damage and mispellings!!!

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  • Get lost on Lake Mountain and try not to die! (But seriously, join our whitelist server)

    Get lost on Lake Mountain and try not to die! (But seriously, join our whitelist server)
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3008
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Crops Grown: 2911 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Animals Bred: 79

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    Lake Mountain SMP Server Overview

    Lake Mountain SMP is a Survival server that is compatible with your vanilla Minecraft instance (1.21).

    Vanilla + Mods:

    The server offers many enhancements for Quality of Life, performance, world generation, and extra fun. Players are also encouraged to add enhancements to their own client.

    The Server is located in North America, with players from all over the world.

    Players can join the server’s Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/7MVvBgvr

    Server Details

    Minecraft Version: 1.21

    Seed: 14000017

    Tools & Weapons

    • More Effective Tools
    • Timber
    • Axes and Bows enhancements
    • Durability Ping
    • Rotation Wrench

    Gameplay

    • Graves
    • Storm Channeling
    • Fishing
    • Armor Statues
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Clumps
    • Horse Buff

    Information

    • Discord Chat integration
    • afk display
    • Unlock all recipes
    • Villager Death messages
    • Track Statistics
    • Villager workstation highlighting

    Crafting Tweaks

    • Smelt Rotten Flesh to Leather
    • Cauldron Mud/Concrete
    • Charcoal to Black Dye
    • Wool to String

    Blocks

    • Mini Blocks
    • Player Head Drops
    • Silk Touch Budding Amethyst
    • Husks Drop Sand
    • Custom Nether Portals

    World Gen

    • Explorify
    • Heaths
    • Geophilic

    Mobs

    • Anti-Enderman/Ghast griefing
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Dragon Drops
    • Silence mobs

    Gamerule Specifics

    • Firetick off
    • Sleep requirement

    Performance and Backend

    • Fabric/Lithium/DiscordChat/Ferritecore/Krypton

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server only for North American players? No, players from all over the world can join.
    Are there specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server? Yes, players are expected to follow the server’s code of conduct as outlined in the Discord server.
    Can players use mods on the server? Yes, players can use mods to enhance their gameplay experience.
    How often is the server reset or updated? The server undergoes regular updates and resets to improve performance and introduce new features.
    Is there a specific age requirement to join the server? Players must be 13 years or older to join the server.

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  • AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    AnonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4701
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Runes Activated: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ores Mined: 737
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being misled by the political system? Join our Minecraft server and create your own government where the people truly have the power! Forget about Biden and Trump, on our server, you can be the one in charge. No more fake democracy, only true freedom for all players. Build your own utopia and overthrow the oligarchy of rich players and powerful mobs. Join us and let’s create a world where everyone has a voice and authority is a thing of the past. SAGE ALL SLIDE THREADS and join the revolution!

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  • Dark Maga’s Mine

    Dark Maga’s Mine
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6794
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3805
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 114
    Ores Mined: 6635 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Mines Excavated: 2920

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – D A R K M A G AARKMAGA! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of magical llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft sorcery. They can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and ride around on flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold!

    2. The spawn point on our server is actually a portal to another dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right. Candy. You can build your dream house out of chocolate bars and marshmallows. Just watch out for the gummy bear mobs!

    3. We have a secret underground city on the server where players can engage in epic battles against giant spiders and evil wizards. The loot is insane, with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in PvP.

    4. Our server has a custom mini-game called “Llama Racing” where players can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. It’s like Mario Kart, but with more fur and spit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join D A R K M A G AARKMAGA today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

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  • BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server

    BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 1504
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 474
    Animals Bred: 83 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Minecraft Casanova, a player so smooth with the ladies that even the Ender Dragon swoons at his feet. Want to learn his secrets and become a Minecraft heartthrob yourself? Join our server and watch as your in-game crushes line up to give you virtual roses.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of adventure, romance, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate waiting for you in the digital sunset.

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  • CraftyBoomers30+

    CraftyBoomers30+
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4632
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky youngins running around on Minecraft servers, causing chaos and mayhem? Well, fear not my fellow oldies! Join our Minecraft server for players aged 30 and above, where the only chaos you’ll find is trying to figure out how to craft a diamond pickaxe!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of 20-somethings tried to infiltrate our server, thinking they could outsmart us with their quick reflexes and sharp wit. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were even born! Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated and sent back to their baby servers where they belong.

    So come join us on our server, where the only griefing you’ll experience is when you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT (we’ve all been there). And remember, age is just a number, but experience is everything in the world of Minecraft!

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