abhorrently bad – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Over The Hill Gamers

Adults, building, Community, Cooperative, Creative, Environment, Event, Expert, Explore, Farms, Friendly, Gamers, HILL, match, Mature, Minecraft, Mining, Peaceful, Redstone, Relax, Server, smp

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Vanilla Java 1.21.4
Server Mods	No server side mods
PVP	No, except for occasional planned events
Rules	No stealing, no griefing

About Us:

Come join a small SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults ( mostly 30s+ ). It’s running Vanilla Java 1.21.4 No server side mods. No PVP (minus maybe an occasional planned server match event), No stealing. No griefing. Come play Minecraft as it was intended in a friendly, laid back environment. We are just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game. All skill levels are welcome, redstone expert or just mine and build a modest house – everyone fits in! Send me a message and I can get you the info to join!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Send a message to get the server information.
Are there any age restrictions?	The server is mostly comprised of older adults, but all ages are welcome.
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, we do not allow cheating or hacking.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, we have a Discord server for communication amongst players.

Simp Police Network 1.20.6

1.20.6, 4chan, Anonymity, controversial, cyberbullying, incel, internet culture, internet forums, law enforcement, male entitlement, Meme culture, Misogyny, Network, Online Community, Police, r9k, simp, social commentary, societal issues, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, trolling

Omg, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual utopia for all the cool kids who think r9k is a simp for the police.

We’ve got pixelated pigs that can do the Macarena, and chickens that lay golden eggs because they’re secretly part leprechaun.

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and listen to dubstep while they blow stuff up. It’s lit, fam.

Join us and together we’ll overthrow the oppressive regime of r9k and his police simp army. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Yasss queen!

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ScamCraft SMP: Unknowingly Epic

clever tactics, con artist, Cunning, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Epic, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, hidden agenda., hoax, ILLUSION, Manipulation, scam, ScamCraft, scheme, smp, swindle, trap, Trickery, Unknowingly, unsuspecting victims

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. That’s right, DIAMOND BLOCKS. Just imagine all the diamond pickaxes you could make with that loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who are plotting to take over the world. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids, right?

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TrumpTowerTumble

Analysis, consequences, controversy, Democrat Party, election, Future, Government, Impeachment, leadership, Legacy, opinion, Politics, predictions, Presidency, public opinion, republican party, speculation, trump, TrumpTowerTumble, uncertainty, united states

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Rumor has it that Trump will make a surprise appearance in our virtual world, riding a giant chicken while throwing golden nuggets at players. Will he build a wall around your base or will he challenge you to a build battle? The possibilities are endless on our wacky server. So come on in and see how Trump’s epic Minecraft journey unfolds!

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Spectre SMP

Builders, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Europe, Fabric, Geyser support, HermitCraft Inspired, Longevity, Mature, Minecarts, Minecraft, Performance Mods, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, smp, Spectre, voice chat, Whitelist

Spectre SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together
Server Goals	Encourage communal events, long-term world building, and creative projects

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community of just over a year to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
Players who interact often and well with other members.
Creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
Active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 and hosted in Europe
GeyserMC support for Bedrock/Java Crossplay
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)
ArmorPoser Mod (used on Hermitcraft)
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

Discord Server

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Ethereal Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Alluring, attractive, bare skin, beauty, clothing, Elegant, Ethereal, fashion, lingerie, Mature, milfs, On/Off Girls, Provocative, Realms, revealing outfits, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, SOPHISTICATED, stylish, Women

Yo, bros! If you’re tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice, then you gotta join this one! We’ve got girls, MILFs, and women of all kinds – some even without clothing! It’s like a virtual strip club meets blocky world, what more could you ask for?

Join now for a wild time with the ladies of Minecraft, you won’t regret it! Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with these fine pixelated babes by your side. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

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OCDTriggerNoob

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, contamination, family, germs, immature, inconsiderate, lecturing, medication, mental health, OCD, OCDTriggerNoob, Recovery, Support, Therapy, triggering, triggers, Understanding, Upset, Washing Hands

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A FAMILY-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT WHERE YOU CAN WASH YOUR HANDS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT!

WE UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF HYGIENE, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE cough 60M cough WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO WIPE THEIR DIRTY HANDS ON YOUR CLOTHES.

BUT DON’T WORRY, ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A GIANT HAND-WASHING STATION TO TEACH ALL THE PLAYERS THE IMPORTANCE OF CLEANLINESS.

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S WASH AWAY ALL THE GERMS AND DRAMA, BECAUSE A CLEAN MINECRAFT WORLD IS A HAPPY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🧼🤣

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CashOutCraft Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, bonds, Cash, CashOutCraft, cryptocurrency, emergency fund, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Planning, Investments, luxury purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, personal finance, precious metals, real estate, savings, smp, starting a business, stocks, travel, wealth management

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many you won’t even know what to do with them all. And get this, our server mascot is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out quests for you to do, like finding the rarest chicken in all the land or building a giant statue of a potato.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get access to our exclusive hot tub party every Friday night where we all wear diamond armor and eat golden apples like they’re candy. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a llama.

So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll find that $100,000 in cash hidden in a chest somewhere in our world. It could happen, right? #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #SirOinksalot4President

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CapCraft or TshirtCraft

attire, ball cap, CapCraft, casual wear, criticism, diplomatic protocol, double standards, dress code, elon musk, fashion, formal wear, media scrutiny, political leaders, presidential meeting, public perception, societal expectations, style choices, Suit, t-shirt, TshirtCraft, White House, Zelensky

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Elon Musk’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Zelensky would feel right at home without a suit! Join us for a virtual adventure that’s more out of this world than Elon’s plans for Mars colonization. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s the reason behind Elon’s latest meme-worthy tweets. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to greatness together!

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TrumpTrollingEU

Assertiveness, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, Foreign Minister, germany, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, RUTHLESSNESS, transatlantic relations., trump, TrumpTrollingEU, united states, world news

OMG, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, we gotta show leadership against Trump’s craziness! Germany’s foreign minister is like, “we gotta stop his ruthlessness with our epic building skills in Minecraft!” Join us and together we will build a world where Trump can’t mess with us! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from his tweets and build epic castles to protect ourselves. So come join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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