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Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General – formerly /poeg/

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we drop Twitch subs like they’re hot and give out pets like candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that the standalone PC client will only be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST). It’s like getting into a secret club, but with blocks and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Path of Exile 2 Early Access, complete with an opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Endgame content? We’ve got it. Teasers? We’ve got those too. It’s like a whole new world of adventure waiting for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a global chat with the most outrageous players around. Previous players are raving about it, so don’t miss out!

Europrison Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	150
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

Rate My PC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	719021
Farms Harvested:	722	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5950
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crops Grown:	1118
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchantments Applied:	283	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Animals Bred:	63
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!

Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	4687
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!