#abctvcraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

HighSchoolConfess Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing confession, embarrassing moments, embarrassing secrets, funny stories, high school, high school memories, HighSchoolConfess, Minecraft, school memories, smp, teenage confessions, teenage mistakes, teenage years, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your high school confessions? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all your embarrassing stories and turn them into epic quests! Imagine battling a horde of zombies while confessing your crush to your crush…only to have them turn into a zombie too! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and creeper explosions. Who knows, maybe your high school crush will finally notice you in our pixelated world!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5066	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

Androgen Receptor, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer research, cancer treatment, Endocrine System, HIGH, hormone imbalance, Hormone Imbalance Effects, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, hormones, oncology, prostate cancer, prostate health, ProstateCraft, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, testosterone therapy, tumor growth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	6694
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

What is the IP for Vailskibum Minecraft Server?

cartoon, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft game, minecraft movie, Server, steve, steve minecraft, the minecraft movie, vailskibum, Warner Bros, warner bros minecraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7167	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Vailskibum is a popular YouTuber known for his animated content and commentary on various cartoons and animated series. With a dedicated following of fans, he has garnered a reputation for his insightful analysis and humorous takes on the world of animation. His videos cover a wide range of topics, from reviews and theories to discussions on animation history and industry news. Vailskibum’s passion for animation and engaging personality have made him a beloved figure in the online animation community.

CelestiaCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Casual play Tryharder Multiplayer Adventure Creative Exploration Building PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Farming Economy Roleplay Skyblock Server IP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crops Grown:	8145	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Survival server for 1.20.6 and 1.21, Java and pirated and original Bedrock. It’s survival for (almost) everyone! Are you a casual player or a tryharder? You’ll be very welcome!

java.celestiacraft.com.br

FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Emeralds Found:	3821	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

198.244.254.104:26820

Who Has His Back? Minecraft Server

aid, Allegiance, Allies, Assistance, BACKING, camaraderie, collaboration, Companionship, Defense, encouragement, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, Protection, Reliability, Server, solidarity, support system, teamwork, Trust, Unity, Who has his back

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and zombies? Well, fear no more because on our server, we’ve got your back! Literally. We have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards who will protect you from any pixelated danger that comes your way. Need to go mining for diamonds? No problem, our bodyguards will clear the path for you and make sure you come back with all the shiny loot. Plus, they’re experts at building epic bases and can whip up a castle faster than you can say “Redstone.” So come join our server and never fear the darkness again!

Bully Ray SHOOTS Minecraft SMP on Giulia’s WWE Debut

Analysis, bully, Bully Ray, Chelsea Green, commentary, critique, debut, enhance the roster, Giulia, Giulias, give the rub, main roster talent, Minecraft, Monday Morning Quarterback, NXT, outshined, professional wrestling, RAY, Roxanne Perez, segment, Shoots, smp, star of the show, talent, wrestling, wwe, WWE Debut

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can shine like Chelsea Green in a wrestling ring? Look no further, because our server is where the real stars come to play! Forget about Roxanne Perez and Giulia, Chelsea Green is the true MVP of our server.

Join now and show off your skills, because on our server, you’ll be the star of the show just like Chelsea Green. Don’t miss out on the chance to outshine everyone else and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Monday Morning Quarterbacking when you can be the MVP every day on our server? Join now and show the world what you’re made of!