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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7904 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
