Abbasid Caliphate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Animals Bred:	78
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

”’SNNNRRRK Minecraft Server”’

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! Build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, or explore the depths of the Nether where lava flows like chocolate syrup.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. SNNNRRRK~!!!

YT-DLP Mania Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free diamonds, and Ender Dragons are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of fiery death.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking parrot who will guide you through the magical land of unicorns and rainbows. Build your dream castle made entirely out of candy, ride on the back of a giant chicken, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a spoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this mythical creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Animals Bred:	177
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t wear at the pool? Do you want to swim in peace without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can wear whatever pixelated bathing suit you want without any lifeguards telling you to cover up!

We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.

So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!

ParentalSupport69

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6063
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	12

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that 66% of young South Koreans are dependent on their parents just to play on it! Like, can you even imagine how epic it must be to be so addicted to a Minecraft server that you can’t even adult properly?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Like, who needs a regular old dirt hut when you can live in a DIAMOND PALACE, amirite?

And get this, if you’re lucky enough to stumble upon the secret hidden treasure on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of TNT. Like, talk about explosive fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and become part of the 66% of young South Koreans who are living their best virtual lives! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

CraftyKillersMC

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

haha, join this server if you wanna avoid murderers, cuz we got a secret code that only lets in people who have never killed anyone! plus, we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes, like why did the creeper cross the road? to blow up your house! lololol. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers, true story bro. so come on over and let’s build a giant toilet together, cuz why not? #minecraftlife

ADHD Meds Boost QoL Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE TAKING ADHD MEDS – IT WILL IMPROVE YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE! NO JOKE, THIS SERVER WILL HAVE YOU FLYING THROUGH PIXELATED SKIES AND DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS LIKE A MADMAN! STIMULANTS AND NON-STIMULANTS, WE’VE GOT IT ALL! JOIN NOW AND EMBARK ON AN EPIC MINECRAFT JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU FEELING LIKE A BLOCKY SUPERHERO!

Fish Palace

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mines Excavated:	4123	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to Fishie! This server is for anybody looking for a peaceful solo-ran community. I have built everything from the ground up, getting little to no help. You aren’t obligated to join but give it a try! We offer fun game modes, including epic minigames to play and compete with others! We offer a fun economy and little to no pay to win tactics or features. Any purchase made is entirely optional and by your own choice. None of the perks of purchasing equal unfair advantages or unequal treatment by others. If you have any questions or concerns join the discord, if not go ahead and hop into the server and start playing today!

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LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	1000
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	106
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

CraftyPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9499	Mines Excavated:	2210
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your unique obsessions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your autistic interests! Whether you’re obsessed with Touhou or Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we’ve got you covered. Say goodbye to normalfag activities like fishing and sports, because on our server, we only accept the most eccentric and passionate players. Join us now and let your obsessions run wild!

DoglessGatheringAITAH

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers!