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Debt-Free Uncle Minecraft Server

Communication, DEBT, debtfree, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, financial assistance, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial support, Generosity, Grandma, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, loan, Minecraft, payment plan, Repayment, Server, uncle

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and unexpected twists just like the story of OP’s uncle and grandma!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your virtual family members take out loans in each other’s names, refuse to pay them back, and then blame you for trying to help out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama while also building your dream Minecraft world. Will you be the hero who saves the day like OP, or will you be the villain who causes chaos and mayhem? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a little bit of inheritance drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MommyMineBondingWeek

bonding time, family bonding, family dynamics, family involvement, family relationships, Family Support, first born, grandbaby, help with baby, husband and wife, MommyMineBondingWeek, mother-in-law, new baby, new dad, new family, new mom, new parents, newborn care, parenting decisions, postpartum, support system

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	1474
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crops Grown:	3505
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like deciding whether to let your mom help out with the new baby or risk upsetting your husband. Will you choose family harmony or stand your ground for some peace and quiet? The choice is yours!

Plus, on our server, you can create your own crazy stories and scenarios that will make you forget all about real life drama. Build your dream world, make new friends, and let your imagination run wild!

So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server full of endless possibilities and hilarious situations?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Void Armor Forged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	9357
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1476
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4794
Crops Grown:	8110	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!