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CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1198	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Love Letters Sent:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5449	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3758
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Emeralds Found:	9179
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	5167	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	1251
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchantments Applied:	156
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	428311

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

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