AAAAHHH MY QUAD Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KwabotyCraft SMP: The Legend of ’92, ’95, ’00, ’02, ’14, ’22

AAAAHHH MY QUAD, beat up by his son, BETRAYAL, btfo by sid, Champion, family drama, kills his son, KWABOTY 1992, KWABOTY 1995, KWABOTY 2000, KWABOTY 2002, KWABOTY 2014, KWABOTY 2022, KwabotyCraft, legend, lets his best friend die, lowest-drawing champion, Revenge, Rivalry, smp, Tragedy, wrestling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mines Excavated:	2506	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Witness the epic battles of KWABOTY as he faces off against his greatest foes: himself in 1992, his arch-nemesis Sid in 2000, and even his own son in 2014. Who needs soap operas when you have the drama of a Minecraft SMP?

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get to experience the heart-pounding moment in 2002 when KWABOTY screams “AAAAHHH MY QUAD” as he faces a terrifying mob of creepers. And in 2022, watch as he makes the ultimate sacrifice, killing his own son and letting his best friend die in a blaze of glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchantments Applied:	91	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	3

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5335	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	167
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

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ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

mc.narod.team

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4758	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	178	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

LastWordsMinecraftSMP

Closure, death, Departed, departed loved ones, emotional, end of life, family, farewells, final conversations, final moments, final words, Goodbye, Grief, last words, LastWordsMinecraftSMP, Loss, loved ones, Memories, Remembrance, saying farewell, saying goodbye

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	2930
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	61	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

BlockyBedBuddies

attraction, BlockyBedBuddies, chemistry, Communication, Connection, discovery, emotions, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Intimacy, partner, Passion, Pleasure, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Surprise, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magic Items Found:	5918	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3445
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server

burial ground scarcity, burial grounds, Burial Sites, burial space, cemeteries, cemetery capacity, cemetery crisis, cemetery expansion, cemetery infrastructure, cemetery management, cemetery overcrowding, cemetery running out in Russia, cemetery shortage, cemetery shortage crisis, cemetery shortage in Russia, cemetery space, graveyard, GraveyardGoneWild, Minecraft, russia, Russia burial, Russian burial, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Potions Brewed:	167
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, even Russia is running out of cemeteries because all the players keep respawning like crazy! Join us and you’ll be dodging creepers like a boss, building epic castles, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, our diamond loot drops are so OP, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those skeletons who’s boss!