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CraftyClosetClash

belongings, Boundaries, CLOSET, clothes, clothing, Communication, compromise, CraftyClosetClash, decluttering, equality, finances, home, Moving, organization, partner, personal items, possessions, relationship, Respect, Space

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of dealing with closet drama in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can hoard as many virtual clothes as you want without anyone judging you! Our server is a safe space for all your pixelated fashion needs.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing your virtual closet without any unwanted opinions from your partner. No more arguments about how many diamond helmets is too many – on our server, the limit does not exist!

Don’t let real-life closet wars bring you down, escape to our Minecraft server where you can be the fashionista you were always meant to be. Plus, no one will ever tell you that you have “too many clothes” here – in fact, the more, the merrier!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life closet drama once and for all. Who knew organizing virtual clothes could be so liberating?

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdvice, golden advice, guidance, impactful advice, inspirational advice, life lessons, life tips, life-changing advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational quotes, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positive guidance, powerful advice, sage advice, self improvement, smp, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Emeralds Found:	2869
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of killer bunnies. The only way to access it is by solving a riddle written in pig Latin while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (literally, his fist is made of iron). He challenges all newcomers to a chicken jousting tournament, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is for the unforgettable adventures and friendships you’ll make along the way. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the sky or embarking on a quest to find the mythical Creeper Queen, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let the madness begin!

NeighborNoiseMC

apartment living, bizarre neighbors, creepy noises, curious neighbors, eavesdropping, Funny noises, late night disturbances, loud music, loud neighbors, neighborhood gossip, NeighborNoiseMC, nosy neighbors, odd behavior, odd neighbors, peculiar sounds, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected sounds, unusual sounds, weird noises

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of hearing your neighbors arguing about who stole their last slice of pizza or their pet llama escaping again? Well, it’s time to escape the drama and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding and zombies moaning!

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry villagers. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit because they thought it would make a cool jacuzzi.

So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous shenanigans, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs reality TV when you have us?

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Black Market, CraftyCraze, criminal network, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, cybercriminals, cybersecurity, dark web, digital evidence, fbi, illegal activities, International cooperation, investigation, Kazakh, law enforcement, marketplace, Minecraft, Nationals, online security, Russian, Server, Silk Road, tor network

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	8957	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server run by some crazy Russian and Kazakh dudes. The FBI be all up in their grill trying to shut down their dark web marketplace, but they just keep on building in Minecraft like nothing’s wrong.

Join this server if you wanna live on the edge and feel the thrill of being chased by the feds while you mine for diamonds. These guys are so hardcore, they once built a secret base under a lava lake and hid all their treasure there. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

But beware, the server is also home to a gang of rogue pandas who will stop at nothing to steal your loot. They’ve been known to ride on the backs of creepers and blow up your house just for fun. So watch your back and keep your sword sharp, because things are about to get wild on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. The FBI might be watching, but that just makes it more exciting, right? Let’s do this!

RedstoneKremlinCraft

cyber attacks, digital propaganda, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, fbi, foreign influence, influencers, information warfare, Misinformation, New Republic, political manipulation, propaganda network, propaganda tactics, RedstoneKremlinCraft, Russian Disinfo Scheme, russian interference, russian propaganda, russian trolls, social media manipulation, Unsealed FBI Doc

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally protected from russian propaganda!!! like, the fbi just unsealed this doc that shows how 2,800 influencers are spreading crazy disinfo, but don’t worry, our server is like, a safe haven from all that madness. join us and build ur own crazy world away from the russian trolls, it’s gonna be lit af!!! #minecraft #russianpropagandasucks #joinusnow

LuxuryCraft – The Land of Wealth

abundance, affluence, class divide, disparity, Dystopia, economic disparity, excess, Greed, INEQUALITY, Land, luxury, LuxuryCraft, materialism, opulence, POVERTY, Privilege, prosperity, social structure, societal norms, society, utopia, wealth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where everyone is so rich that they wipe their butts with diamonds and bathe in pools of emeralds. you will never have to worry about being poor because even the dirt blocks are made of gold.

we have a secret underground city where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of the ground. the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

if you join our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who can grant any desire you have. want a pet dragon? done. want to fly on a rainbow unicorn? easy peasy. want to turn your enemies into piles of glitter? consider it done.

so come on down to our server and experience a world where being poor is a thing of the past and where your wildest dreams can come true. join us now and live like a minecraft king!

Arctic Micro Algae – Dark Photosynthesis

adaptation, Algae, Arctic, biology, climate change, cold adaptation, Dark, Darkness, ecological studies, Environmental Science, extremophiles, light availability, low light conditions, Marine Biology, MICRO, microalgae, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, polar regions, Possible.., scientific research, Survival Strategies

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
New Chunks Explored:	176106	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the arctic microalgae be showin off their photosynthesis skills in da near darkness. like, who knew dat was even possible, right? but on our server, ANYTHING is possible.

we got polar bears doin backflips, penguins breakdancing, and even the northern lights doin a sick light show every night. plus, our admins are like unicorns – magical and always there to help ya out.

so if you wanna experience some next level shenanigans and have a blast with a bunch of cool peeps, come join us on our server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	188
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

warlords

Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Warlords is a server that tries the best to make your experience the best. A server where youtube videos will be made and events will be held to earn rewards. so come one come all and enjoy your time with the warlords server.

warlords server includes ranks, a shop, crates and so much more

warlords.mc.gg

The Krafty Table: Where even the blocks are unapologetically cheesy! 1.21.1

1.21.1, blocks, Cheesy, Community, CONTENT, convenience, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, influence, Krafty, Minecraft, MVP vote, outstanding players, Overhaul, Planet MC, Plugins, proposals, Semi Vanilla, Server, Socialising, Survival, Table, TCT News, unapologetically, Unique, world

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

About TCT:
IP: thecraftytable.com
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a huge overhaul of our world that has been running for over 1 year now! We regenerated nearly 3 million chunks across the world to bring in new 1.20 content and areas to explore!
Our plugins:
Lands Shop Worldguard Multiverse Chat feelings Gsit Dynmap BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64

Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/

Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We have just finished our public farm at spawn!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP thecraftytable.com
What are the server rules?	The server rules can be found on our Discord server in the rules channel.
Can I suggest new plugins or rules for the server?	Yes, we encourage player input and you can suggest new plugins or rules through our Discord server.
How often are server meetings held?	Server meetings are held every Saturday at 8pm GMT.