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Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9110	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	814
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5398	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Animals Bred:	82
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	New Chunks Explored:	383103

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!