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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6909 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!
Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).
But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?
