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Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3827	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3365
Farms Harvested:	386	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!