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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9418 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.