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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5111 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6260 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!