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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8510 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7219 | Magic Items Found: | 6148 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
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