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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7648 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)