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HackLifeNotSMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3283	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	190	Runes Activated:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5745	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	8031	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ores Mined:	3319	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3477	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!