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NoLoansNoProblems

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	885
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Runes Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	775243	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	3378	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7865	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	3679	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Animals Bred:	168	Emeralds Found:	4045
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!