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RetroCraft: Lost in Time

1970s, accident, adaptation, Alternate Reality, confusion, coping, Culture Shock, Exploration, History, identity crisis, learning, Lost, new beginning, Nostalgia, Retro, RetroCraft, Survival, Technology, Time, time displacement, time travel, uncertainty

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to the groovy 1970s! Forget about modern technology and embrace the funky vibes of bell-bottoms and disco balls.

Build your own lava lamp-inspired base, groove to retro tunes while mining for diamonds, and challenge other players to a lava lamp dance-off.

But be warned, rumors say that a secret portal to the future exists on the server. Will you find it and make it back to present day, or will you be stuck in the past forever? Join now and find out!

TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition

checks and balances, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in danger, democratic institutions, Edition, Government, international relations, judge, judicial independence, judicial reform, Judy, justice system, Legal System, Mexican politics, mexico, Mexico-US relations, political reform, Politics, Risk, Rule of Law, separation of powers, TacoCraft, US Ambassador

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

Active, ADDED, adulting, Community, Details, Discord, Dragon.., Fight, flavor, fresh start, grind, Hint, java, Minecraft, op, Players, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, SwainCraft3.0, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

Server Name	SwainCraft 3.0
Focus	Early/mid-game grind, community building
World Reset	Fresh start
Contact	discord: sarahswain

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0?	The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
When was the world reset?	We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
How can I join the server?	Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Emeralds Found:	8421	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	2576
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	732755
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	166	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6249	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Dimension Hops:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	522686

Life-Changing a gentleman’s fantasy Minecraft Servers

SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions