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CraftyCity Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Metropolis

blocky, city exploration, city life, city parks, coastal city, CraftyCity, cultural diversity, historical architecture, Italian Cuisine, italy, local markets, Mediterranean climate, metropolis, Minecraft, outdoor cafes, Palermo, pedestrian-friendly, public transportation, sicily, smp, street art, tourist attractions, Urban planning, Vibrant Community, walkable sidewalks

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our city is so wild that even the sidewalks aren’t walkable – you’ll be dodging creepers, zombies, and even the occasional flying pig! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a city where chaos reigns supreme. Who needs walkable sidewalks when you can have a heart-pounding adventure around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of Palermo!

UncleDiscrimination Minecraft Server

bbq, certifications, college education, Conflict, Degree, discrimination, education, EEOC, elitist, engineering job, family, family dynamics, Irish exit, job market, Minecraft, qualifications, Rude, Server, STEM Fields, tech field, uncle, UncleDiscrimination, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where the only discrimination you’ll face is against creepers blowing up your creations!

Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own empire, no STEM degree required (but highly encouraged)! Leave behind the drama of entitled uncles and judgmental grandfathers, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks.

So come on, join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only explosions are from TNT cannons and the only elitism is how high you can build your castle!

NetflixNopesMC

aita, bad guy, contributing, Expenses, Friends, guilt trip, household entertainment, Netflix, NetflixNopesMC, personal space, privacy, Recommendations, Rent, roommates, sharing, SPLIT, Stingy, subscriptions, Utilities, viewing history, watch list

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and boundaries just like this guy values his Netflix account!

Join us if you want to build your own virtual empire without anyone messing with your creations. Just like this guy, you deserve to have your own space online where you can rule without interference.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into sharing your resources, whether it’s diamonds or Netflix passwords. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, no strings attached.

So come join us and build your own Netflix-watching castle, where you can binge-watch in peace without anyone messing up your viewing history. Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things to yourself.

HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

annoying habits, arrogance, bad, bad hygiene, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, HateCraft, ignorance, insensitivity, instant hate, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, WiFi

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Pixel Love Den

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Connection, Den, everyday gestures, Gratitude, Intimacy, Kindness, love, loyalty, PIXEL, relationship, Respect, small gestures, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all by yourself in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with friendly players who will shower you with virtual hugs and cookies whenever you log on. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, our resident bard will serenade you with songs about your Minecraft achievements.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and heartwarming Minecraft adventures of your life!

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, BlastCraft, Bridges, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, HIMARS, Kursk Oblast, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, Operation, Precision, russia, Russian, Server, strike, strikes, tactical, Target, WARFARE

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	8700	Love Letters Sent:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Runes Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up stuff like HIMARS strikes target Russian bridges and military equipment in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this insanity? Let’s goooooo!

JoblessKoreansCraft

career prospects, discouraged job seekers, economic challenges, job abandonment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job hunting, job insecurity, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job scarcity, Job Search, jobless generation, jobless youth, JoblessKoreansCraft, joblessness, south korea, unemployment, young South Koreans, youth unemployment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

yo, u tired of tryna find a job in south korea? well, come join our minecraft server instead! we got virtual jobs for days, no need to deal with real life bs. plus, who needs a job when u can build ur own virtual empire in minecraft? forget the real world, come live in our pixelated paradise where the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

WildlifeWars2070

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, crowded spaces, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, global biodiversity., habitat destruction, habitat encroachment, habitat fragmentation, habitat preservation, human-animal conflicts, human-wildlife interactions, loss of nature, pandemics, Sustainable development, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitats, wildlife management, wildlife protection, WildlifeWars2070, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and animals live in harmony but also fight for survival like in the hunger games but with creepers and zombies too! we have crazy biomes like the land of giant chickens and the ocean of exploding squids.

you can build your own treehouse in the enchanted forest or dig for diamonds in the lava-filled caves. but watch out for the mutant pandas who have evolved to shoot fireballs from their eyes!

we also have epic events like the annual dragon race where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the nether. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

so come join us and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft! but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons and vanilla collide (with a touch of Java and a sprinkle of age) v1.21!

Adults, age, anti-grief, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, collide, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Farms, Features, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Touch, Updates, v1.21, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Draconicraft SMP
SMP	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ:

What does semi-vanilla mean for Draconicraft?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

How can I get more information and join the server?

Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!