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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9435 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
