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LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	1343	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	139
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Votes:	1472
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Crops Grown:	4719
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3185	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

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