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EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	18

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	New Chunks Explored:	592771
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Votes:	1302	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	7750
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Votes:	4602	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!